Hot in the City

Last Saturday, Miss Mo, ZamboniSam and the Astorians went to check out the band Shaggies (?) at this bar called Ipanema. It sounds like a normal activity. However, Ipanema is located at Orchard Towers, where all the working girls work for their living.

I parked at the building's carpark, which was kind of old and dodgy and was already giving me an introduction of what was to come. The bar looked normal from the outside but once we went in, it was a complete eye-opener. It was kind of huge inside and there were lots (I stressed LOTS) of working girls all skimpily-dressed, walking around, looking for fat old white men.

There were so many working girls that evening but I would like to highlight a few worth mentioning. First, there was Shakira. She had a good body. She wore a white bra and she kept pressing her boobs inwards to accentuate her cleavage, and a short and torn denim skirt. She was dancing seductively in front of the mirror the night, I guess to attract customers. She had to fight with another ho, who was wearing a black bra. We thought Black Bra was kind of pretty. Then there was this Green Girl who went around the tables soliciting business but with not much success. I tried to eavesdrop on one of her deals but couldn't hear much amidst the music. Then there was this China girl. Obviously, it was her first time because her dress was not skimpy enough and she was kind of shy to approach the tables. The bathroom was another scene. There were many girls putting on makeup. I didn't dare to sit on the toilet seat for fear of contracting some disease.

There were interesting customers too. We sat next to a group of native Indians, obviously there were computer programmers. The girls would approach them and there would be some negotiation. The guys would then try to kiss and touch the girls and not cut a deal. Cheapskate! Then we saw this huge old white man with a tiny short girl. After groping for a while, the couple left the bar. Gross!

I went onto the dancefloor to dance a little and this guy came up and asked whether I was alone. NO! I'm not a ho.

Oh, I forgot to mention the band. They were pretty good. They could play a variety of songs. I thought the bass guitarist was kind of cool. He's kind of fat and old with sunglasses. Someone mentioned he looks like Elton John. LOL!

Would definitely go back there again! I just won't sit on the toilet seat, that's all.